Worried about your dog? Well, you should not be. This funny commercial shows how some of the problems with your dog can be cured. But be aware of the side effects of this medicine.
Does your dog look depressed, unmotivated or sick? Well if the answer to this question is yes, then it’s quite possible that your dog is suffering from Canine Erectile Dysfunction, which is also known as CED? This disease affects over 3 million dogs per year. Take your dog to a vetaranian and ask him about Bonerol. Bonerol helps in treating some gay dogs and helps your dog to get back in action. Well, the side effects are dizziness, hair loss, doody breath and a desire for rubbing its ass on the floor. Finally, you got a solution to cure your dog’s Canine Erectile Dysfunction problem.
The Star Wars adventure started about thirty years ago and the spirit is still alive. In this funny commercial you will meet one of characters from the star wars movies, Yoda, and his power to control objects and the human mind.
A guy is sitting in a restaurant. He is about to enjoy his meal: French fries, a diet coke and a burger. A hungry Yoda is sitting right next to him and is trying to manipulate the guy to give him his meal. With success in taking away his fries and burger, but when the question comes of the diet coke, the man manage to take control over his own mind again and denies to give him his drink. Yoda seems offended by this. I would personally never refuse to buy Yoda a drink!
You have probably seen the funny commercials by master card, where they states that only a few things are priceless and for everything else there is master card. Well, here is yet another and maybe the most famous commercial they have published.
A boy and a girl, who are dating, are walking towards the girl’s home. They are holding hands and stop at the door step. “Night out on the town costs $73”.
Instead of asking for a kiss, he asks for a blowjob. Well, asking something for this costs $7 for a wine bottle. The girl looks worried and asks: “What if my dad finds out?”. They are arguing but the girl finds it too risky.
Suddenly her sister opens the door and tells her to do it. She even offers to do it herself if he just removes his hand from the intercom.
Ron Felcher, the C.E.O of Felcher & Sons has a new idea for how to maintain the discipline in his office. He is concerned about the responsibilities in his offices.
In this funny commercial you will se how a super bowl player can force employees to do their job. You must see it and it might give you some ideas for how to get your lazy employees to work harder.
Ron Felcher tells us about how he by using super bowl players is maintaining the discipline in his offices. He tells us about Terry Tate, whom he hired, and about the new rules in his company. He does not tolerate any kind of laziness and breaks are not allowed. And it is here Terry comes into the picture. He keeps an eye on everyone and if they are not working – uhh. Well, Terry does not use his verbal power, but what he is trained to, tackles. You better not tease this guy.
It can be quite funny when people are listening to music without understanding the words which are being used in the song. Well it doesn’t really matter but what matters the most is when you kids suddenly understand it.
This funny commercial is an example for that.
A husband and a wife with their two daughters were comfortably sitting in the car and fasten their seat belts. One of the parents switch on the radio and enjoy the song without knowing English and the actual meaning of the song. Well, song starts with good music, but the words were ‘I wanna fuck you in the ass’. The parents do not understand the song because they don’t understand English. They find the music so cool so they started dancing. Well their children did seem to understand English and they all swinging with the music go away.
How embarrassing! Well, if you don’t understand English then do learn it from Soesman Language Training.
- Funny commercials from germany.